27 No revelations or rule n°1 3

-Master, it happens that…

Roughly his plan in which if Nyggloth invaded them they would go to the capital to be killed by him failed because Merlin seems to informed that he's in the Empire, or is just careful.

-And what about the attack on the resistance base?

-It'll be destroyed in two months, the first day of the month at dawn.

-Perfect! Their destruction the first of april will become a joke!

There maybe is a problem…

[…]

Anyway, I think I found the shadow master of the Empire…

And he seems to have two personalities…

-Ha ha ha ha! I'm the big bad guy of this novel!

-Until the hero will beat of baseball*, buddy!

A voice that I don't know adds:

-Yes, after all, it's a shonen so you'll become the friend of the good guy after he'll beat you…

A third personality?

I don't know if I have to be surprised or not.

As Orelsan, nothing is surprising me anymore**…

And what what do you mean when you say I have old references? It was in 2011! Not even 7 years ago! Complain to the author, fuck it!

-Watch One Piece, for example, Luffy fought against Zoro and Franky, and still they are the best friends of the world! He even fought against USOPP! The useless god!

-We don't even know what you're talking about buddy…

Say the hippie.

-Yeah I'm not understanding your things about the "Earth"… What's the difference between earth and sky, sea or even mud?

Add the bad guy.

-Well, imagine that…

Yes, like, really.

Really really.

See you next week!

What do you mean when you say the author said in the title that there won't be any revelations and there is tons of it? Did you forget the rule n°1 ? I'm talking about this one:

Rule n°1: The ~doctor~ author lies.

A/N: Doctor is crossed but we still can't do that can't of formatting on webnovel, so I used '~' instead.

*The second person conjugation of the verb beat (battre - batte) in French is the same as the word for bat (baseball bat here - batte), I hesitated but as both use didn't make sense in English I used the one that will force people to go read the notes.

**The french rapper Orelsan's "Plus rien ne m'étonnes"… soon 10 years old but well…