6 Murphy's law
[DING... Congratulations host on clearing the tutorial]
"Wait a minute, does this mean this entire time you could talk?" This damn system has been silent for the past 7 years even when he tried to speak to it
[DING system has been unable to communicate to host during the tutorial period]
"Why? and could you stop the dinging it's sort of getting annoying" gripping his head as he responded to the robotic voice
[The being you refer to as ROB said and I quote "Don't hold his hand during the tutorial" so system was cut off]
"Oh well.... that sou-"he was cut off by another
[DING new messaged recieved] sounded the robotic voice
"Arrrgh! didn't I say not to do that again?" he asked annoyed
[System has no control over automated messages]
"Ah well, what does it say?"
[Displaying message]
∞
FROM: THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SUPER ULTRA GOD
It is with great pleasure that I congratulate you on finishing the tutorial. Seriously, watching you get treated as a ragdoll all those years was actually entertaining!
As a reward I bought you a house and I have it under your name all paid for along with a congratulatory box of goods in your system to open. Your system has all the info on you and most of what you require so bother him with your questions.
~Have a nice lifetime
P.S if you ever head to the bleach universe, your old man will remember you if you just want to visit him
∞
"So he's actually been watching me? honestly I feel a bit creeped out" I shivered thinking of being watched without realizing it
[Host has proved to be entertaining for him, omnipotent beings generally do not have much to do]
"The big man's voyeurism aside, do you know where we are?" shiro asked trying to get his bearings
[Host is currently in the DXDverse and it is set as the 'HOME' universe. The current area is the underworld, System suggests finding a portal towards the human world as that is where the host's house is located]
"Speaking of homes, any chance you know if I have any family in this universe?" He asked remembering ROB saying the system knew everything about him
[Hosts current parents are Sirzechs Lucifer and Grayfia Lucifuge]
Shiro was confused "Wait but the status clearly says that i'm human. How could that be possible?" two devils giving birth to one human made zero sense
[Hosts soul was too powerful at birth to be tainted by demonic energy thus the host was born a human. Will host be planning to visit your family?]
Shiro considered it for a moment then said "Nope"
[System is surprised of host's choice]
"Eh, thinking about it while it would sound nice to visit the family, I really don't want to take any ethic lessons" shiro stated seriously
[Ethic lessons?] the system was honestly not understanding his reasoning
closing his eyes and nodding his head "Exactly, I already went through one life being bored out of my mind with classes. And I get the feeling that if I were to show up then eventually I would have to go through education again! I am way too lazy for that" he responded opening his eyes with determination to escape having to learn boring things again
[Very well, however host still is required to reach the home location to open the 'Congratulatory package']
"Eh how hard can it be? I just need to find a portal or something to the human world" he said absentmindedly
[System believes this to be a case of 'Murphy's Law']
∞
1 hour later
"HALT, Identify yourself! you are tresspassing on private property" said the devil official as they surrounded Shiro with their weapons raised
"Uhh, would you believe me if I said I was lost?" he said raising his hands trying not to make a scene
"We don't have time for this just kill him!" yelled a devil in a labcoat in the back
"Well shit"
6 hours later
"I'm confused, how are you two completely opposite colors if you are sisters?" Shiro said looking at the two back and forth
the two cat-girls just shrugged
"Genes are weird that way nya" the black haired one said cutely
"Well uhh take this necklace and go find the Gremorys, they should atleast listen to you if you have this and give them this letter" Shiro said as he finished writing on a piece of paper
4 hours later
"WHY DO YOU DEFEND THESE MONSTERS HUMAN?" yelled the hysteric devil as he commanded his army to face off against the lone crimson haired human
"CAT GIRLS ARE CUTE AND CUTE IS JUSTICE!" He yelled back with such intensity that all otakus in the other universes could feel his cry
9 hours later
"Help me kill baka red" said the small black haired girl as she appeared out of nowhere
"Wait wha-?" he didn't get to finish as she pulled him to the void
34 hours later
"WOULD YOU STOP TRYING TO KILL ME ALREADY?! I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T EVEN COME HERE BY CHOICE!"
The colossal dragon of dreams didn't listen as he continued to breathe flames at the protagonist
The little black haired dragon of the infinite was seen not too far waving a small flag cheering in monotone "fight on"
6 hours later
The door to the house opened as an ash covered figure stepped through silently and headed towards the bedroom and plopped down on the bed without saying a word
[It seems it was indeed 'Murphy's Law'] commented the system
The charred figure didn't say a word but stuck a middle finger in the air towards the invisible voice
"Wait a minute, does this mean this entire time you could talk?" This damn system has been silent for the past 7 years even when he tried to speak to it
[DING system has been unable to communicate to host during the tutorial period]
"Why? and could you stop the dinging it's sort of getting annoying" gripping his head as he responded to the robotic voice
[The being you refer to as ROB said and I quote "Don't hold his hand during the tutorial" so system was cut off]
"Oh well.... that sou-"he was cut off by another
[DING new messaged recieved] sounded the robotic voice
"Arrrgh! didn't I say not to do that again?" he asked annoyed
[System has no control over automated messages]
"Ah well, what does it say?"
[Displaying message]
∞
FROM: THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SUPER ULTRA GOD
It is with great pleasure that I congratulate you on finishing the tutorial. Seriously, watching you get treated as a ragdoll all those years was actually entertaining!
As a reward I bought you a house and I have it under your name all paid for along with a congratulatory box of goods in your system to open. Your system has all the info on you and most of what you require so bother him with your questions.
~Have a nice lifetime
P.S if you ever head to the bleach universe, your old man will remember you if you just want to visit him
∞
"So he's actually been watching me? honestly I feel a bit creeped out" I shivered thinking of being watched without realizing it
[Host has proved to be entertaining for him, omnipotent beings generally do not have much to do]
"The big man's voyeurism aside, do you know where we are?" shiro asked trying to get his bearings
[Host is currently in the DXDverse and it is set as the 'HOME' universe. The current area is the underworld, System suggests finding a portal towards the human world as that is where the host's house is located]
"Speaking of homes, any chance you know if I have any family in this universe?" He asked remembering ROB saying the system knew everything about him
[Hosts current parents are Sirzechs Lucifer and Grayfia Lucifuge]
Shiro was confused "Wait but the status clearly says that i'm human. How could that be possible?" two devils giving birth to one human made zero sense
[Hosts soul was too powerful at birth to be tainted by demonic energy thus the host was born a human. Will host be planning to visit your family?]
Shiro considered it for a moment then said "Nope"
[System is surprised of host's choice]
"Eh, thinking about it while it would sound nice to visit the family, I really don't want to take any ethic lessons" shiro stated seriously
[Ethic lessons?] the system was honestly not understanding his reasoning
closing his eyes and nodding his head "Exactly, I already went through one life being bored out of my mind with classes. And I get the feeling that if I were to show up then eventually I would have to go through education again! I am way too lazy for that" he responded opening his eyes with determination to escape having to learn boring things again
[Very well, however host still is required to reach the home location to open the 'Congratulatory package']
"Eh how hard can it be? I just need to find a portal or something to the human world" he said absentmindedly
[System believes this to be a case of 'Murphy's Law']
∞
1 hour later
"HALT, Identify yourself! you are tresspassing on private property" said the devil official as they surrounded Shiro with their weapons raised
"Uhh, would you believe me if I said I was lost?" he said raising his hands trying not to make a scene
"We don't have time for this just kill him!" yelled a devil in a labcoat in the back
"Well shit"
6 hours later
"I'm confused, how are you two completely opposite colors if you are sisters?" Shiro said looking at the two back and forth
the two cat-girls just shrugged
"Genes are weird that way nya" the black haired one said cutely
"Well uhh take this necklace and go find the Gremorys, they should atleast listen to you if you have this and give them this letter" Shiro said as he finished writing on a piece of paper
4 hours later
"WHY DO YOU DEFEND THESE MONSTERS HUMAN?" yelled the hysteric devil as he commanded his army to face off against the lone crimson haired human
"CAT GIRLS ARE CUTE AND CUTE IS JUSTICE!" He yelled back with such intensity that all otakus in the other universes could feel his cry
9 hours later
"Help me kill baka red" said the small black haired girl as she appeared out of nowhere
"Wait wha-?" he didn't get to finish as she pulled him to the void
34 hours later
"WOULD YOU STOP TRYING TO KILL ME ALREADY?! I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T EVEN COME HERE BY CHOICE!"
The colossal dragon of dreams didn't listen as he continued to breathe flames at the protagonist
The little black haired dragon of the infinite was seen not too far waving a small flag cheering in monotone "fight on"
6 hours later
The door to the house opened as an ash covered figure stepped through silently and headed towards the bedroom and plopped down on the bed without saying a word
[It seems it was indeed 'Murphy's Law'] commented the system
The charred figure didn't say a word but stuck a middle finger in the air towards the invisible voice
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