50 A day to celebrate

"HEYYYYYY GUUUYYYYSS!!"

"WILL YOU STOP RUNNING IN FIRST THING IN THE MORNING AND COME UP WITH SOMETHING ORIGINAL FOR ONCE? YOU'VE DONE THIS LIKE 4 TIMES RECENTLY."

Jeez… Sean was off to his usual rowdy self and I've already had enough. Whatever is happening today I don't want anything to do with it.

"Guess what today is."

"Don't care."

"Aw don't be like that. Ethan any guesses?"

"Can I have a hint?"

"Sure! It rhymes with drifty."

"Drifty… drifty… drifty… I got it! You stole some money from someone and you're being shifty!"

"INCORRECT!"

"Owen. You sure you don't want to guess?"

Even if I don't guess I'm going to be forced to do it.

"How about you found something on the side of the road and said. `hey! that looks nifty'?"

"Wrong! You both are bad at this. Let me just tell you."

Thank god he is going to tell us. I had just about given up and was ready to go to bed.

"We lasted that long? I thought for sure we would have been abandoned by now."

"Silly Ethan. We would never be abandoned for we are the best of the best."

"According to who?" I asked.

"Errr… well… you know… errr… ourselves?"

"That just makes it look like we are all very arrogant. I don't want anything to do with your arrogance."

"No idea. I hope it doesn't go on forever."

"Really? What makes you say that?"

"Well. First Kaylee came in. I've had my heart broken many times already because of that, my sister isn't exactly easy to deal with, people think I'm weird cause I've cried a lot and I've had things thrown at me. Have you gotten your phone fixed yet? It's really hard to contact you."

Well if that's how it works, I'll just say I won the lottery and retired so I don't have to show up anymore.

"I've had it pretty easy." Sean said. "I don't talk much I just got on with things. I play football and even got confessed to early on."

"Oh yeah, by Charley… I remember that. What a strange little girl."

Yeah and her younger sister is pretty weird too, why are all the younger sister character weird? I hope I don't have to deal with her in the future… please tell me I haven't just jinxed myself.

The fourth wall breaking was starting to hurt my head. When will this end.

"So far we've had around 16 lessons. That's not even half. I was kinda expecting more but I guess we do a lot of after school stuff or weekend stuff… plus Christmas. Thinking about it there really isn't much, huh? Anyway! Here is more of a breakdown!

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Reading this almost makes it sound like we don't show up to lesson."

"What about my trusty D&D sessions? We played those a few times so far. We still have a long way to go!"

"I forgot about your D&D sessions, Sean. We've done 5 of those so far. Just how long is this campaign?"

"Tsk tsk tsk. You can't rush perfection."

Believe it or not but Sean's D&D campaign makes coming to school interesting. Without it, I'd have to do more stupid games in the morning.

7? I feel like he is missing someone.

"Did you include Simon in that number?" I asked.

"Ugh, so someone remembers him, huh? I was hoping he would have been written out by now so It becomes easier for me." Bringing up the name filled Ethan with disgust. He began spitting at the floor, cursing it… or maybe he's cleaning it?

"The fact I'm interested in is how often we've all appeared so far. You got the stats for that, Ethan?" Sean asked.

Well as the main I should have been in all 50.

"Okay! Let's see… I'll start at the bottom for dramatic effect.

Aw, the poor little girl only showing up in 3.

Aw, the poor little girl. At least she got promoted.

I feel like we just saw some of Ethan's true side today.

Moving on! Sean is at... 28!"

"Only 28? I was hoping I'd have been in more."

This is it. Only me and Ethan are left… which one of us had more?"

"Drumroll please."

No. I don't care enough to do a drum roll.

W-wa-whhaaattt!

DID YOU COUNT THIS CHAPTER!??!"

"Well, that's it for the stats for nerds section. We hope you enjoyed this filler and if you didn't read it then that's whatever."

Ethan was really into this host thing. Perhaps he should take over as lead.

Wait… what did he say?

"She's not my girlfriend" I butted in.

"Well let's just enjoy school while we can. I'm sure you'll get your turn, Sean."
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