Chapter 34: Give It A Try? Part Three

Since these girls were acting this way, those young masters were more unwilling to leave.

Later, Little Dot came over with Aunt Xi’s order, asking the girls to act low-key. If they were kidnapped, Aunt Xi wouldn’t try to save them. As a result, the girls stopped playing and went back to rest in their tents.

Without the beauties in sight, the young masters felt bored.

At this moment, these lingering young masters saw a single horse-drawn carriage not far away from the campsite of Beckon of the Red Sleeve. An old-looking man who was in an ugly leather jacket sat on it, looking like a bad egg.

This dirty-looking man was at least sitting on the carriage, but there was a young man in a dark blue robe who angered these young masters more. Although this young man was clean and good-looking, his presence was dirtier. Although he was only about ten meters away from the campsite of Beckon of the Red Sleeve, he peed by a tree on this side of the carriage.

“Although this young man isn’t wearing fancy clothes, he looks scholarly; how can someone literate do something like this?” A few righteous young masters couldn’t let this go. Having this young man beside those fairy-like girls was unacceptable.

Therefore, Young Master Cui, a famous young master in Xiang City, quickly walked over with five servants.

Fang Jie was peeing half-way when he saw these people walking over, so he instantly understood the situation and smiled while shaking his head.

However, since he was in the process, he couldn’t stop.

“Where are you from? How can you do such a dirty thing? There is a group of fairy-like beauties over there; how come you… pee here? You are shameless and dirty!” Young Master Cui stopped about five steps away from Fang Jie, and he said coldly.

When he spoke, Fang Jie just finished and replied with a laugh, “Gongzi, don’t you pee?”

[TL Note: Gongzi is a respectful way to address young men from rich and affluent families.]

Young Master Cui was mad to start with, and he saw that Fang Jie’s thing was way bigger than his. He was enraged and thought, “This young man looks to be about only 16 years old; how can it be that big? This is unreasonable!”

Young Master Cui quickly added, “This is rude! Where are you from? Are you from a remote village? How dare you cause trouble at Mu Mountain? Go away! I don’t want to see you again! Otherwise…”

Fang Jie cut him off and replied, “Otherwise, you will order your henchmen to beat me? Gongzi, your attire isn’t ordinary, so you must be from a big family and are knowledgeable. Your looks are top tier, so your personality must be as well. How can a cultured man like you order your henchmen to beat others?”

Young Master Cui was surprised and pleased.

“You have good eyes. Since you know that I’m not an ordinary figure, what are you waiting for? Go.” His tone became a lot softer; Fang Jie’s flattery worked.

“Gongzi, you appear to be the most righteous person. I truly admire you.” Fang Jie pulled up his pants and cupped his hands while saying, “I’m Shang Guohen from River-East Circuit. It is an honor to meet you here. What is your name?”

“Cui Lueshang.”

“Aya, both our names have ‘Shang’ in them. What a coincidence!” Fang Jie got close and said, “Your criticisms were correct, but…”

Fang Jie’s mysterious expression and hesitation piqued Cui Lueshang’s interest, and he asked subconsciously, “But what?”

Fang Jie lowered his voice and said, “Gongzi, since you are so righteous, it is better not to tell you.”

“You should say it; it feels strange when you say half a sentence.”

“Ay… since Gongzi wants to know, I will say it. Think about it…” Fang Jie lowered his voice even more and said, “There is a group of beauties over there; wouldn’t it feel great to pee here?”

“Ah? This… this isn’t proper!” Cui Lueshang was troubled. “How can an intellectual like me do something like this?”

“Give it a try?” Fang Jie laughed and suggested.

“No. I have read many books of the sages.”

“Give it a try?”

“How can I do such a shameless thing?”

“Give it a try?”

“How can I, Cui Lueshang, live in Xiang City if this gets out?”

“Give it a try?”

“Eh… ok. I will give it a try, but don’t tell others.”

“Don’t worry!”

Cui Lueshang blushed and jumped behind the horse-drawn carriage. As soon as he lowered his pants, Fang Jie chuckled and looked at Da Quan.

Da Quan understood the situation and suddenly wiped the horse, making the horse charge forward.

Da Quan screamed, “Oh no! The horse got startled!”

This scream attracted everyone’s attention, and they saw a scholarly-looking guy facing toward the campsite of Beckon of the Red Sleeve with his pants down.