Chapter 9: Nevermind Part Three

“You need to take responsibility.” Fang Jie panted on the ground and said, “Although you are older, you are beautiful. If I’m going to be quadriplegic for the rest of my life, you can’t ditch me. If I can’t walk anymore, you need to get someone to build me a wheelchair with many hidden weapons in it so that I can fight with enemies.”

“What are you talking about?” Fang Jie’s BS forced Du Hongxian to stop crying and look back at this shameless young man in confusion. “Go away!”

Du Hongxian shouted in anger, stood up, and walked into the back of the shop.

Fang Jie shook his head with a bitter smile on his face and thought, “I heard cases where bullies took advantage of girls and then left without saying anything. Damn it. This time, I ran into a big female bully. Since I can’t walk back, I will crawl back instead. Good thing that I still have Mu Xiaoyao and Da Quan. This is life – you never know when you would be happy, sad, or die.”

After experiencing this rebirth, he wouldn’t find it hard to accept if anything strange happened.

After moving a few steps, Fang Jie realized something and looked down into his pants. Then, he looked up and howled.

“Damn it! Too cruel!”

His genital swelled up like a wooden bat, and it stood straight. It had many colors such as red, purple, green, and black.

On the main street of Fangu, Su Tugou walked behind the man in cyan with a big bag on his back.

When they were about to reach the city gate, he looked back.

“You are unwilling to leave her?” the man in cyan asked.

Su Tugou shook his head and sighed after recalling what he saw. “When you broke the poisonous bug by pressing on his abdomen, how come that thing stood up? Is it because he is blessed? It looked quite overbearing.”

Hearing that Su Tugou was confused about this matter, the man in cyan couldn’t help but laugh. He explained, “The poison in his abdomen was too intense. I wanted to force it out of his body, but I can’t do it without the proper medicine. Therefore, I shattered the cluster of poison and dispersed it in his body. With the circulation of his blood everyday, the poison will slowly be excreted. That place is the closest, so it absorbed more poison. You said that it was stiff… it actually swelled up.”

“Will it recover?” Su Tugou continued to ask.

“It is up to his fortune,” the man in cyan laughed and walked forward.

Su Tugou looked at his crouch and shook his head in envy. “Benefiting from a tragedy… this kid’s luck is insane. Even if this poison can’t be eliminated, it poses no harm to his body, and he obtained a killer weapon in bed. Many girls will fall in love with him… this… Savior, can you use this method again?”

“Use what?”

Su Tugou asked earnestly, “I want to swell up as well. It is rare that Hongxian isn’t with me, and our journey to the west is tens of thousands of kilometers. There will be many taverns and pleasure quarters. If I run into some females… hehehe…”

The man in cyan replied, “You can beat it to make it swell as well.”

Su Tugou looked down and said, “I can’t bring myself to do it…”

The man in cyan added, “In at least a month, he will experience excruciating pain every time he pees. Do you want to try as well?”

“Then… nevermind…”